horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D




get out. leave and never come back.



Y’all joke about needing vodka to survive but it is literally a drink made of satans cum. it is battery acid in a fucking bottle it is thousands of little knives that stab your throat and nose perfumed with a punch in the fucking mouth

why does this post just say “weak”??? inside joke or…?

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araki drawing dogs is like those medieval manuscripts where some monk is trying to draw an elephant or a camel based off a vague description from a sailor who maybe heard of one, once 


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Stop-Motion Animation Reveals the Insides of Objects Sanded Down Layer by Layer [VIDEO]

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                                         Daniel “DC” Cormier

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#marry me  


When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:


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this pear has an ass hole and also ass cheeks

you fucked up my night for real now im gon have to nut at this

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Astonishingly Detailed 19th Century Sand Art Jars by Artist Andrew Clemens

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I need a burger

Brah, I’m so with you.

carry me to five guys at this exact moment